AEW Rewind: The Page Is Bigger Than Jesus, Bowens Channels Professor X, More
Don’t have time to keep up with all the AEW content online? Do not worry. We’ve got you covered with the AEW Rewind, which will rewind last week’s social media bits and YouTube videos to get you ready for Wednesday night. dynamite.
This week’s “Road to” video featured Ethan Page versus Miro in the All-Atlantic Championship Qualifier and Chris Jericho versus Ortiz in Hair versus Hair.
Scorpio Sky reminded us that Page has the tightest boobs in the game. Page backed that up with a few pick lines in his promo regarding Miro’s war with God.
Ethan Page: He’s a guy who gave someone all the credit for his success. Besides, he’s the first person to blame someone else for his downfall. Do you know who I pray to, Miro? The man with the creepy mirror. “All Ego” Ethan Page is the one thing, person and being that I truly, truly believe in.
Dude, Jesus wears a chain with Ethan Page on the cross. Me, I’m holier than being in AEW. And you, sir, will pray to me.
Addressing interesting nuggets of Elevation and Dark, Serena Deeb tagged with Mercedes Martinez to outdo herself. The tension was evident over the desire to win the ROH Women’s World Championship. Bobby Fish defeated Brock Anderson via submission, but Fish refused to back down after the bell. This prompted Darby Allin to run for the stoppage. Allin’s beef with reDRagon is raging. Daniel Garcia took home the victory in line action, and he didn’t even have to take off his sportscaster cap to do it. Frankie Kazarian fought Ethan Page. Dan Lambert gave a helping hand to place Page’s foot on the bottom rope to break a fall. When Kaz got his hands on Lambert, Page scored a roll-up to win. The sequel saw appearances from Scorpio Sky and Christopher Daniels. The Fallen Angel made the save and challenged Page. Keeping the story consistent, Page reminded CD and Kaz that they could never see each other in AEW again.
FTR were the last guests on the RJ City talk show, Hey! (EW). City released a new theme song and offered ways to improve FTR’s likability as good guys. FTR mentioned that their adorable truck broke down and is still at Daily’s Place. FTR also discussed a threesome with Dax Shepard. Top guys, out. City responded to FTR’s closing tagline with, “I heard that in an orgy once.”
This week Be the Elite (here) was the defense and live panel of the FanFest BTE Championship. Brandon Cutler began the video by announcing that he had caught a case of COVID and was unavailable to film new footage. Cutler has since recovered without issue.
We’ll end with a dose of laughter from Acclaimed and the Gunn Club. Anthony Bowens has channeled his Professor X powers for scissoring action.
I hope AEW prepares them every week. Reminds me of old fashioned territory promos. I’m sure Dad Billy would be proud of Acclaimed’s work in this video. Scissors evening for all!